It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize