Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize