What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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