Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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