Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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