He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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