I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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