If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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