im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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