white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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