I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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