Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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