i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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