And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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