I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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