I need help removing her.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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