Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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