she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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