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  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:56am

    If you don't know what a Zjob is you can't afford it... haha beerfest :)

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:41am

    hand jobs are great when the girls tongue remains by the tip of it...makes for a great ending.

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:09am

    I actually winced in pain while reading this.......thanks!!!!

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:48pm

    damn, thats the kind of girl i want to bring home to mom!

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:22pm

    well the girl might let you make eye contact with her for 4 dollars

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:45am

    Z jobs are the way to go!!!!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:49pm

    OUCHYYYY i'm a female & i still felt the pain of just hearing the words sandpaper & handjob in one sentence....

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:35am

    Handjobs... ah I remember when those were a big deal. Like the first time we all made it to second base. Anyone else remember those days?

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:55pm

    Ouch!!!!!!! Ow!!!!!!!!!!

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:04pm

    i totally know the bitch

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:04pm

    jumped back in my seat reading that one

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:11pm

    12:07 - If you don't know, you can't afford it

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:17pm

    sandpaper on the clit would be waaay worse

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:32pm

    12:11--Love the Beerfest references, best movie ever lol

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:07pm

    Z jobs?!!? MAn i gotta hear about those!

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:03, well, maybe she was telling you how to do it yourself next time.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:10am

    This is from the book I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:41pm

    haha, reminds me of that online video from college humor. just go on there and search for "blowjob girl". that video helped get her job as the new secretary on the office!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:09am

    1 dollar for me to touch it, 2 dollars for you to touch it, 3 dollars for me to touch it while I touch my toes, 4 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes. and 12:19, if you don't know, you can't afford it. AM I RIGHT 12:11?

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:54am

    i never heard a better description

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm

    girls need to learn to give handjobs. i got one once and it got so chafed my dick looks like i fucking slammed it in a door

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:18am

    handjobs in general suck... what is this middleschool?

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:04am

    thats pretty damn cool if you ask me,... she must be awesome

  • 36 46
    Submitted by outlawred on Oct 31, 11 at 10:24pm

    Hey ladies, know how to give the best handjob ever? Use your fucking mouth.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:23am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC.