he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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