I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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