hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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