Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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