I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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