If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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