Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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