i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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