I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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