Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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