turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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