Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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