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(904): View more from Florida

Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.

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(646): View more from New York

Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

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what. the. fuck.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...

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