What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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