She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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