so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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