My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He better not be in your backpack
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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