quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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