WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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