I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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