accomplished twins. life is a go
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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