I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just high enough for therapy.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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