maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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