Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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