I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I pour the whiskey from now on
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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