yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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