I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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