So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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