margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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