Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i now understand why vodka
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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