is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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